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The Start of the Beginning
Hi friends:

I think I've figured out how to format this blog, if I ever want to become mega-famous. I'm just gonna divide it into two sections, Politics & Religion, and whenever I post it will be on one or the other, or (as long as the current political climate holds) both, in a topical manner.

So, for today:

POLITICS:

Item 1: My secret lovers in BRAC decided to close Walter Reed Army Hospital today. Combined with their decision to close Ft. Monmouth yesterday, and their probable axing of many of the teaching centers, this means that: The Armed Services are reluctant to prepare or train their soldiers prior to war, or to treat the kinds of injuries that unprotected rookies tend to suffer. That's great.

Item 2: I CALL DIBS ON THIS IDEA!!!!
Assuming that gas prices remain as skull-f***ingly high as they are now, or aspire to even greater celestial records, this is my plan for local organizers on Election Day, November 7 2006. Ready? CAR-POOLS.
Check this signage out: "Gas Prices Too High to Drive? Car Pool to Polls and Thank the Republicans."
Clearly it needs work, but I think I've struck gold. Remember, DIBS!

That's all for now. See you tomorrow.