svaha_p ([info]svaha_p) wrote,
@ 2005-12-12 01:09:00
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A Deal:
In the spirit of giving that has come to be associated with this time of year, I offer a very generous deal. It is directed at the various... zealots, True Believers, people with too much time on their hands, and Church Ladies... whoever it may be, that are making a bigger stink this year than in previous years about making Christmas the national holiday, and Christianity the national religion.

So, here's the deal:

You quit trying to force your Christian holidays on the country, and I mean really quit, give it up for good, and I'll quit trying to force my Jewish ethics on said country. Like, y'know, helping poor people to get out of poverty, and being fair to your employees.

Cool? Cool. I'd shake on it, but I just washed my hands.

-Evan



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The vocal minority
[info]imthewalrus610
2005-12-12 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Evan, you are totally wrong on this issue. The 87% minority of christians in this country are being persecuted by the 7 Jew bankers who live in a vault a mile beneath the earth. November through early January is Jesus' time only. Nobody else can be included in the celebration. All other holidays that are occurring now are fake.

Let's be honest. Don't you see that a big fat man who breaks into your house and leaves presents underneath a big tree only stands for those who love Jesus? There's a clear connection here.

I would also like to point out that all poor people are poor because it's their fault. These people are godless, soulless subhumans who abort fetuses for the sake of eating them. They also want to collect welfare and live like kings on their $8000 a year.

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